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 Saturday, February 24th

 Banjima Man


out there in the bush
I am emperor;
the bush is me


I have done my research, Parishioners,

and discovered that I Am Banjima Man!

The Big Red Chair (8k image)

Bandjima
Paanjima
Pandjima
Pand'ima
Panjima
Panjtjima
Panyjima
Panytyima



and I would tell you that in that language
if I could find anyone alive to teach me.

I would also tell you in the Secret Sign Language
that we use during "special periods" such as mourning.

In fact, I would much rather learn the Secret Sign Language
than the other one
so that we could "talk"

in secret...



BUT

Im thankan,

the white fella, he don't know,

and the neighbouring blackfellas can't understand,

and since we are the Only Lving People with either skills in- or knowledge of this language,

it's probably OK just to say it out loud.



I Am Banjima Man!

I would cry

and take a great triumphant gulp of my beer!


Yes, Banjima Man!
I would think to myself
(probably in english)
as the cool beer ran down my throat
and drew away
some of the pain from my broken heart...


I am the *last* Banjima Man...

I would silently admit

and watch the cool soothing foam
run to the bottom of my glass...


Yet I would hold my head high -
as high as even Senator Neville Bonner!

for I know the struggles My Mob have seen.


The Struggle

is never over


I shall continue.


this is my uncle (149k image)

more Banjima Man below



lerevdr on Sat 24-Feb-2007 @ 16:59 e.s.t [Click here for more SALVATION]
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 Sunday, February 18th

 False Alarm


We have had a scare
here at The Rectory, Parishioners...

The Good News
is that I haven't "got" anything


The Bad News
is that I am incurable...

I told them NOTHING! (44k image)

In the interim
I have had a CAT scan

(the hastily interpreted results of which scared me shitless!)

and an ECG EEG
(which cleared me of any "named" ailment
and comforted me enormously

although I am still fucking sick - oh; Alzheimer's...)

[the first time I have had gel in my hair since - oh, 1984?]

Here are some other instances of false alarms:


Today I threw up into my lungs -


unpleasant...



Happy New Year, Iidren!

every single day is a chance to begin anew

every single day is a chance to begin anew (44k image)



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 Sunday, January 21st

 Modern Giant


I have been trying for Some Time, Parishioners,

to praise Modern Giant.

I wrote about discovering them in Imaginary Kisses

They have just (oh, with my laziness, this was some time ago...) released a new EP entitled
This is Sydney


Apologies all round...

Satellite Nights (30k image)

Here we go:


Life is cruel

I was struck down by illness around 12 o'clock.
I persevered until it was obvious
that I would end up a shuddering, wretching wreck
confined to the bathroom.

I drove home to The Rectory
with a plastic bag at my side

I chewed up a full handful of drugs

& retired to the futon



In my delirium

I heard, on RN,
a song by Modern Giant

Now, I was not instantly healed
or such as anything miraculous

but

I found Something Wonderful!

I hunted down the CD

and played it

over

& over

& over...


Modern Giant's first CD Satellite Nights

is fucking brilliant!


Modern Giant are fucking wonderful!!!

More SALVATION below



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 Thursday, January 18th

 Taco and Teh Hoff


Check this out, Parishioners,

I shall be exploring this site at length.


Bénédictions

octopus fractal; looks a bit Hokusai too... (49k image)


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 Tuesday, January 16th

 New Years Resolutions 2007


As usual, Parishioners,

My Eternal Quest for Perfection stumbles on...


One o' my recurring resolutions
is to get fit und helsy


I lost a little weight over the New Year
and fully intend to lose more
as well as exercising.

We'll see...

plenty left in those cheeks! (77k image)

One resolution I haven't made before, though,
is to look after Seth a bit more.

I'm sick of getting sick all the time
and I think I can do something about it.

We'll see...



Meanwhile,

send some sympathy over to Acerbia

I don't think I take very good care of my body, and this is perhaps where the theory of preparing ahead falls down. If I took better care of my body it would take better care of me and I wouldn't get sick as often. But its too much work to stay fit and healthy; being sick regularly is easier. I'd save time if I went to the gym, but then I'd be watching my life disappear on a treadmill instead of over a bucket.


good aim is essential (46k image)


What are your resolutions, Iidren?


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 Tuesday, January 9th

 Happy Birthday Elvis


It's today, Parishioners, January 8th.


I remember The Day The King Died.

My buddy Macca brought in a black armband for me.

What's this for? they asked.

Elvis Presley died.

We wore them all day
& everyone asked what they were for.

The King is dead we replied...

Some time earlier, my father had come back from the Big City
& brought me a present - an Elvis Presley double album.

Years ahead of Phil Lynott,
we went back to my place
& listened to the whole thing from beginning to end
(no wine, no gin in those days...)

acoustic Elvis (409k file)

Here are some interesting facts from Wikipedia:


Elvis Aron Presley (January 8, 1935 - August 16, 1977), often known simply as Elvis and also called The King of Rock 'n' Roll or simply The King, was an American singer, musician and actor. He remains a pop icon and is regarded by some to be the most important, original entertainer of the last fifty years.


* * *

He was teased by his fellow classmates who threw "things at him - rotten fruit and stuff - because he was different, because he was quiet and he stuttered and he was a mama's boy."

...all the citizens' councils in the South called Elvis 'nigger music' and were terribly afraid that Elvis, white as he was, being ambiguously raced just by being working-class, was going to corrupt the youth of America.
Elvis became "a symbol of all that was oppressive to the black experience in the Western Hemisphere"

The Roman Catholic Church denounced him in its weekly magazine in an article headlined "Beware Elvis Presley."

Adult programmers announced they would not play Presley's music on their radio stations due to religious convictions that his music was "devil music" and to racist beliefs that it was "nigger music." Many of Presley's records were condemned as wicked by Pentecostal preachers, warning congregations to keep heathen rock and roll music out of their homes and away from their children's ears (especially the music of "that backslidden Pentecostal pup.")

In August, 1956 in Jacksonville, Florida a local Juvenile Court judge called Presley a "savage" and threatened to arrest him if he shook his body while performing at Jacksonville's Florida Theatre, justifying the restrictions by saying his music was undermining the youth of America.

John Lennon later observed, "Before Elvis, there was nothing."

Elvis calling (221k file)

Presley began his movie career with Love Me Tender which opened on November 15, 1956. The movies Jailhouse Rock (1957) and King Creole (1958) are regarded as among his best early films.
Altogether, Presley had made 27 movies during the 1960s, "which had grossed about $130 million, and he had sold a hundred million records, which had made $150 million." Overall, he was one of the highest paid Hollywood actors during the 1960s. However, during the later sixties, "the Elvis Presley film was becoming passé. Young people were tuning in, dropping out and doing acid.

cowboy Elvis (360k file)

After his divorce in 1973 Presley became increasingly isolated, overweight, and was battling an addiction to prescription drugs which took a heavy toll on his appearance, health, and performances. According to Anna Paterson, "binge eating led him to gain large amounts of weight. It wasn't just the quantity of food that he was eating which caused the problems.
Elvis frequently consumed very high fat foods. His favourite meal was reportedly peanut butter and banana sandwiches grilled in butter. Another famous meal he enjoyed was 'Fool's Gold Loaf'. This was a hollowed out white loaf, drenched in butter and then stuffed with peanut butter, jam and bacon.
Coupled with a heavy prescription drug problem, this harmful behaviour caused Elvis to die at the age of only 42."

Presley made his last live concert appearance in Indianapolis at the Market Square Arena on June 26, 1977.

On August 16, 1977, at his Graceland mansion in Memphis, Tennessee, Presley was found lying on the floor of his bedroom's bathroom by his fiancee, Ginger Alden, who had been asleep. A stain on the bathroom carpeting was found that indicated "where Elvis had thrown up after being stricken, apparently while seated on the toilet. It looked to the medical investigator as if he had "stumbled or crawled several feet before he died."" He was taken to Baptist Memorial Hospital, where at 3:30 P.M. doctors pronounced him dead. Presley was 42 years old.

At a press conference following his death, one of the medical examiners declared that he had died of a cardiac arrhythmia from an intake of a large amount of drugs.
In 1977 alone, his personal physician Dr. George Constantine Nichopoulos (usually referred to as Dr Nick) had prescribed 10,000 hits of amphetamines, barbiturates, narcotics, tranquilizers, sleeping pills, laxatives, and hormones.

When he died on August 16, 1977, it was a huge shock to his fans. However, it soon became clear that a combination of over-work, obesity, depression, bad diet and severe abuse of prescription drugs, accelerated his premature departure. However, much confusion, conflict, contradictions and general controversy still surrounds his death.

There is a belief in some quarters that Presley did not die in 1977. Many fans persist in claiming he is still alive, that he went into hiding for various reasons. This claim is allegedly backed up by thousands of so-called Elvis sightings that have occurred in the years since his death.

Two main reasons are given in support of the belief that Presley faked his death:

†  On his grave, his middle name Aron is misspelled as Aaron. Presley's parents went to great lengths to remove the double 'A' on his official birth certificate after his twin brother Jesse Garon was stillborn

†  Hours after Presley's death was announced, a man by the name of Jon Burrows (Presley's traveling alias) purchased a one way ticket with cash to Buenos Aires.


...after his death, Presley had been seen by fans as Other Jesus or Saint Elvis.

golden Elvis (536k file)

In 1970 he wrote to J. Edgar Hoover requesting to join the FBI at the height of its campaign against political activism. In a letter that Presley wrote to Nixon, requesting that they should meet, Presley told the President he was a huge admirer of everything he was doing, and asked to be made a "Federal Agent at Large" in order to help get the country off drugs. Nixon duly made Presley a "Federal Agent at large" in the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs, presenting him with the appropriate badge.

* * *

...a parallel industry, mostly kitsch, continues to grow around his memory, chronicling his dietary and chemical predilections along with the trappings of his wide celebrity. Many impersonators still sing his songs. "While some of the impersonators perform a whole range of Presley music, the raw 1950s Elvis and the kitschy 1970s Elvis are the favorites."

check my package Elvis (256k file)

According to the American Demographics magazine, 84% of the US people say that their lives have been touched by Elvis Presley in some way, 70% have watched a movie starring Presley, 44% have danced to one of his songs, 31% have bought an Elvis record, CD or video, 10% have visited Graceland, 9% have bought Elvis memorabilia, 9% have read a book about Presley, and 5% have seen the singer in concert. Not all of these people are Presley fans.

* * *

In her autobiographical article, Sexing Elvis (1984), Sue Wise even describes "how she came to terms with her lesbianism through a close identification with the feminine side of the King." "Elvis's 'effect' on young girls threatened those men who assumed that young girls needed to be protected both from sex in general and from its expression in questionable characters like Elvis in particular." However, there were not only female fantasies directed at the star. According to Reina Lewis and Peter Horne, "prints of Elvis Presley appeared to speak directly to the gay community."

According to Robert A. Segal, Elvis was "a consummate mamma's boy, who lived his last twenty years as a recluse in a womblike, infantile world in which all of his wishes were immediately satisfied yet who deemed himself entirely normal, in fact 'all-American.'"

However, one of the most frequent points of criticism is the overweight and androgyny of the late Las Vegas Presley. Time Out says that, "As Elvis got fatter, his shows got glammier." It has been said that the star, when he "returned to Las Vegas, heavier, in pancake makeup, wearing a white jumpsuit with an elaborate jeweled belt and cape, crooning pop songs to a microphone ... had become Liberace.

According to several modern gender studies, the singer had, like Liberace, presented "variations of the drag queen figure" in his final stages in Las Vegas, when he excessively used eye shadow, gold lamé suits and jumpsuits.
Although described as a male sex symbol, Elvis was "insistently and paradoxically read by the culture as a boy, a eunuch, or a 'woman' - anything but a man," and in his Las Vegas white "Eagle" jumpsuit, designed by costumer Bill Belew, he appeared like "a transvestite successor to Marlene Dietrich."

sulky Elvis (379k file)


There are many, many Elvis sites
but these are a good start:

The Official Site

Elvis at IMDB

The Elvispedia

Honourable Mention to The Flying Elvi!


Long live The King!


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 Sunday, January 7th

 Winona Ryder


Teh Luvverly Interwebs
is laden with joi!

Recently, I found How to Write a Screenplay. Badly.

Unfortunately, the site is now "on hiatus" (no, that's not Latin, 'Tish)
but there is much joi to be had - this, for example:

On Breaking the Fourth Wall

It has been said that breaking the fourth wall is a crutch used by lazy writers, and also by cripples. This may be true, although I can't be sure, since I've never met any cripples. Although once I knew a girl whose left leg was four inches shorter than her right. We called her Roundabout and forced her to cavort for our merriment on many a cold winter night. Ha! And when our fits of whimsy overcame our better judgment, oh, we would pelt her with apples and cry out that no loving God could ever create a creature such as herself, and we dubbed her beast, beast, unclean beast.

(By the way, don't feel sorry for stumpy little Roundabout; she's doing just fine these days. Why, you've probably seen some of her movies...her name is MISS WINONA RYDER.)

the new currency (29k image)

Much amused, I decided to undertake a little research. There is an enormous amount of 'Noni stuff on Teh Luvverly Interwebs - here's a small sample:


In the gym with Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder Fiction

Winona is a sort of Black Widow for musicians

From Wikipedia

Notable family friends include her godfather Timothy Leary and beat poet Allen Ginsberg.

When Ryder was seven years old, she and her family relocated to Rainbow, a commune near Elk, California... the remote property had no electricity or television sets...

During her first week at the local junior high school she was bullied by a group of thugs who mistook her for an effeminate, scrawny boy.


how could you pick on him? (46k image)

The Wikipedia article then wanks on & on about her film roles, always returning to the theme of conflict -

For example: The character is simultaneously struggling with life in a world obsessed with materialism and dismissing those interested in more ethereal or philosophical concerns.


Looks like 'twas written by her agent or something...


On December 12, 2001, Ryder was arrested for shoplifting thousands of dollars' worth of designer clothes and accessories at Saks Fifth Avenue department store in Beverly Hills, California. During the trial, she was also accused of using drugs without valid prescriptions. ...she had filled up to 37 prescriptions written by 20 doctors, using six different aliases, in a three-year period.


I must admit that Heathers was rather good -
but mostly due to Christian "Clarence Worley" Slater...

Clarence and the King (139k file)

Reality Bites was good too,
but mostly due to Ethan Hawke...

First cousin twice removed of Tennessee Williams (58k image)

but she was perfect in Great Balls of Fire, playing Myra, the thirteen-year-old (second cousin twice removed) 3rd wife of Jerry Lee Lewis!


Quite understandably, she has her own, dedicated news channel!


Other sites:

Winona Online

Winona Ryder Media Center

The Winona Ryder Patchwork

Noni (many, many fine wallpapers & artwork here!")

Nonisight (Italian, 'Tish!)

Lady Winona (French, 'Tish!)


PS: the first person to say gamine loses...


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